Advice from dad
A young man marrying a redhead asked his father for some
marital advice. The father said, Just remind her
who wears the pants in your family. The evening arrived,
the new husband tossed his pants to his bride and said, Here,
put these on. She did and said, I don't
fit into these. That's right!
he said, and don't you forget who wears the pants
in this family. With that she flipped him her panties
and said, Try these on. He looked at them and
said, I can't get into your panties!
She said, That's right - and you won't until
your attitude changes!