A guy walks into a bar...
A guy walks into an upscale bar with a small wooden box under
his arm.
He talks to the barkeep and says, May I speak to the
owner?
I'm the owner.
Well, sir, I promise you that if you allow me to bring
this box in here every night, it will triple your business!
Guaranteed.
How can that box do that?
So the man puts the box down and taps on it lightly. The most
beautiful music anyone's ever heard starts coming
from it.
The owner says, My god, that music is beautiful...
The guy says, I want 30% of the door.
The owner says, It's a deal.
So, night after night, for weeks, the man comes in with the
little wooden box and the beautiful music plays. People
come from miles around to hear the mysterious box play its
lovely sounds.
And one night, after closing, the owner finally says to
the guy, I gotta ask...what's in that box that
makes that beautiful music?
The guy looks around and, seeing they're alone, opens
the box to reveal a man not quite a foot tall sitting at a piano.
The guy says, I found a genie and got to make one wish...but
I guess he misunderstood me, because, instead, he gave
me a 10-inch pianist.