Why?
Q. What is the difference between medium and rare?
A. Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in
your new car.
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf
ball?
A. A man will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A. Well-hung.
Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and
a wife?
A: Two stone
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a
husband?
A: 45 minutes
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true
love?
A: The swallow.
Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance
than improving their
minds?
A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch
